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snaude
22nd October 2007, 7:51 PM
Which players have the best names do you reckon on this game?

Watfords player wins I think....John-Joe O'Toole :D :eek: :) :stickoutt

Dan1994
22nd October 2007, 7:53 PM
If Yapi Yapo's in it then him.

kikimav
24th October 2007, 11:37 AM
Jarle Wee:D

kikimav
24th October 2007, 11:38 AM
Sjoerd Ars

JJ toon 4 lyf
24th October 2007, 2:29 PM
willy a brazilian goalkeeper i think haha

biddi
24th October 2007, 2:58 PM
Tugay

Mushroom12
25th October 2007, 12:33 PM
Ice cream from nigeria:

biddi
25th October 2007, 1:35 PM
Originally posted by Mushroom12
Ice cream from nigeria:

Is that reallt true?

Scrumpy The Robin
26th October 2007, 9:48 AM
dady, played for fenerbache i think, he was on 07 dont know if he will be on 08 though

Dan1994
26th October 2007, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by biddi
Is that reallt true?

Yeah lol.

biddi
26th October 2007, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by Dan1994
Yeah lol.

Lol ice cream wtf

SteveB1975
28th October 2007, 5:20 AM
Originally posted by biddi
Lol ice cream wtf

Yeah its true...there's something else to his name as well though but i can't remember what it is

Muzeli
3rd November 2007, 8:18 PM
I saw an 'Assman' (or Ass-something) in there somewhere as a GK

phil0501
4th November 2007, 10:30 PM
max ian-josef cream plays for dunfermline lol

biddi
7th November 2007, 8:03 AM
Originally posted by Muzeli
I saw an 'Assman' (or Ass-something) in there somewhere as a GK


Lol assman Haha i would love a name like that :D

AllOutAttack
7th November 2007, 9:10 AM
2 Sunny (is a nickname, but still nice name :P)

TacticalGenius
7th November 2007, 9:31 AM
Originally posted by AllOutAttack
2 Sunny (is a nickname, but still nice name :P)

His NAME is Sunny, the 2 is his shirt number lol

AllOutAttack
7th November 2007, 9:40 AM
Originally posted by TacticalGenius
His NAME is Sunny, the 2 is his shirt number lol
I know, but still a funny coincidence :P

biddi
7th November 2007, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by AllOutAttack
I know, but still a funny coincidence :P

Lol

J-Rich23
7th November 2007, 8:46 PM
Off Topic

in barcelona Basketball there plays one man called Gregor ****a^^ no lie

J-Rich23
7th November 2007, 8:51 PM
hes called f.uck..a

Dan1994
7th November 2007, 9:19 PM
Horse?

AkhenatenReborn
9th November 2007, 9:48 AM
Ponce, he is Chilean i think.

Oh, and the name for all super footballers...

Stuart Invincible, in the Oz league.

merlinmonroe
10th November 2007, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by J-Rich23
Off Topic

in barcelona Basketball there plays one man called Gregor ****a^^ no lie


:D :D :D
(OOT) now he's playin' at Lottomatica Roma.

dezso!
10th November 2007, 1:21 PM
Doring = 'Toilet seat' in norwegian :p

ManagerGod
17th November 2007, 8:31 AM
there is a guy called faty

kikimav
21st November 2007, 10:20 AM
there is a guy on a free transfer called DISNEY

kikimav
21st November 2007, 10:20 AM
there is a guy on a free transfer called DISNEY

amdandy
23rd November 2007, 11:59 AM
i think that Yaya toure is a well good name hahaha

PaPPy iz da best!!
23rd November 2007, 12:33 PM
arat..plays for turkey..

kylo44
24th November 2007, 2:28 PM
lol their is one called windass from hull

i ept him on my shortlist for laughs

john_M_F_C
24th November 2007, 7:33 PM
killie hav a guy called danny invincible

he sounds like a super hero- ive cn him play tho, hes not

CallumMufc
24th November 2007, 10:13 PM
Yu Wang :D
Was playin for China

Trashworm
26th November 2007, 6:02 AM
"Gai" (Barcelona (C))

invector
26th November 2007, 12:11 PM
Köksal Yedek is probably the worst name for a football player, because yedek means "substitute" :)

Although my favourite is Sese Bomboko. It sounds funny, moreover, when you are going to make a word stronger, you use like:

Red Means Kirmizi and the stronger word for red is Kipkirmizi.

Bok means sh.it in Turkish, and Bombok means too sh.itty in Turkish :D

J-Rich23
26th November 2007, 7:30 PM
i saw someone his name is Frank Ficker(****er on german) on the team Walivo xD

alecerveceroneco
27th November 2007, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by Muzeli
I saw an 'Assman' (or Ass-something) in there somewhere as a GK

Assman is Independiente's (Argentina) actual goalkeeper... lol

Sebastian "Pena". Pena means "pity" in spanish. Could also mean "lame". :D

CallumMufc
29th November 2007, 9:05 PM
Just found "Pham The Anh" playin for GBK in Finland. Sounded funny.

champomania
30th November 2007, 7:51 PM
gotta be danny ****tu lol

J-Rich23
1st December 2007, 9:48 PM
Originally posted by alecerveceroneco
Assman is Independiente's (Argentina) actual goalkeeper... lol

Sebastian "Pena". Pena means "pity" in spanish. Could also mean "lame". :D

lol pena means streetbum in german^^

invector
2nd December 2007, 1:12 AM
wow. Pena means a lot of things in a lot of languages. Pena means the thing you play guitar with in Turkish, the triangle-plastic thing you know :D I am a guitarist by the way.

Mushroom12
2nd December 2007, 3:35 PM
its gotta be ****z, that is the ultimate name.

PaPPy iz da best!!
2nd December 2007, 4:37 PM
whitehead for sunderland and maccarone.,played for middlesbrough

corea
5th December 2007, 5:02 AM
Originally posted by CallumMufc
Yu Wang :D
Was playin for China


yu wang sounds like fish net in chinese. haha.

champomania
5th December 2007, 4:15 PM
christophe cum

champomania
5th December 2007, 5:49 PM
a guy called Hulk lol

Haines94
8th December 2007, 12:17 PM
uf*k
sydney fc

duffhendricks
8th December 2007, 4:49 PM
Stefano Okaka-Chuka, played for Roma in 5 or 6. Hitzlsperger cracks me up too

MiLko-LFC
9th December 2007, 5:29 PM
Originally posted by duffhendricks
Stefano Okaka-Chuka, played for Roma in 5 or 6. Hitzlsperger cracks me up too

Chuka on bosnian means d*ck :D

albionalex
9th December 2007, 7:33 PM
i know its not quite right but still quite funny. Tirivaviri Sithole

albionalex
9th December 2007, 7:38 PM
also this guy is 15 years old so imagine wot he gets at school his name is...... Javier Gay Lopez

ardiano10
11th January 2008, 1:26 AM
Ossama Cums (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cumsmu2.jpg) - i am pretty sure he is a regen but still has a pretty funny name lol

marioskolonias
11th January 2008, 10:58 AM
pena means (writing) pen in Greek and is also the guitar pick. And I'm a guitarist, too.

yuslaidi
11th January 2008, 11:10 AM
I think THIS name is cute "assman & gay''

PaPPy iz da best!!
11th January 2008, 3:48 PM
i saw a regen(well i think he was 1)but his namewas fuks:D

albionalex
11th January 2008, 7:06 PM
guy in man utd youth called danny drinkwater

albionalex
11th January 2008, 8:18 PM
"cerezo fung a wing" from some dutch team.

marioskolonias
12th January 2008, 3:27 AM
But I never use a guitar pick. I play with my fingers.

PaPPy iz da best!!
13th February 2008, 5:44 PM
theres a player called goodwillie plays for dundee utd

alanjambo
25th February 2008, 3:27 PM
Assman is the funniest lol think he is a keeper, not sure tho

Karolinho - FCB
25th February 2008, 3:55 PM
Pena means in Polish penis xDD

snaude
28th February 2008, 7:24 AM
hehe genius names here guys...keep em comin! :)

I do like alot of the long Italian ones that no-one can pronounce however! :)

STFC93
4th March 2008, 11:08 AM
Danny Invincible...

STFC93
4th March 2008, 11:09 AM
Danny Invincible...

MiLko-LFC
4th March 2008, 5:44 PM
There is one polish guy called Adam Kokozska, and that "zs" is like sh in english or sch in german, so that on bosnian means chicken :D

rhysnash
4th March 2008, 5:58 PM
Deportivo Wanka for a team name.

relfy100
21st March 2008, 4:41 PM
Dutch goalkeeper called Ruud Boffin.

DozBate
22nd March 2008, 2:31 PM
my giggs's regen is called:

Kit what a name lol

DozBate
22nd March 2008, 2:32 PM
it is ment to say Kit Jones not just Kit

judgarella
22nd March 2008, 2:49 PM
Guy Crapa, in Belgian team Tornai.

lukarella
23rd March 2008, 10:02 AM
Danny ****tu

lukarella
23rd March 2008, 10:03 AM
Or uraguay goalkeeper depratti

judgarella
23rd March 2008, 10:14 AM
Danny ****tu's already been mentioned.

Seftinho
23rd March 2008, 10:38 AM
Someone at my school is called Ufuk. For some reason everyone prefers to call him Uffy. Wonder why... :ponder:

PaPPy iz da best!!
23rd March 2008, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Seftinho
Someone at my school is called Ufuk. For some reason everyone prefers to call him Uffy. Wonder why... :ponder: :D :D

alastair
24th March 2008, 1:51 PM
heres one free agent called disney theres a small world after all

http://www.uploading.com/files/91W0PL4U/disney.jpg.html

judgarella
24th March 2008, 2:09 PM
Originally posted by Seftinho
Someone at my school is called Ufuk. For some reason everyone prefers to call him Uffy. Wonder why... :ponder:

I've found a defender called Ufuk Arslan

chriswin8
25th March 2008, 6:36 AM
There is a Japanese manager who has the name of Bum Kun Cha.

Funny eh

lennon25
25th March 2008, 9:54 AM
Guylian Ndumbu-Nsungu. Or something like that!

rhysnash
25th March 2008, 10:09 AM
Ori ****rit. Tel-Aviv left winger?

LemonTea
26th March 2008, 7:12 PM
bussy (swansea)

vict0r
28th March 2008, 9:58 AM
There's a regen in my game called Michael Ohnesorge. It means somethink like careless in german. :D

Seftinho
28th March 2008, 9:26 PM
Originally posted by LemonTea
bussy (swansea)

That's a nickname. His real name is Guillem Bauza.

J-Rich23
29th March 2008, 7:29 PM
Originally posted by vict0r
There's a regen in my game called Michael Ohnesorge. It means somethink like careless in german. :D

ohne sorge means "has no issues/probelsm"

J-Rich23
29th March 2008, 7:34 PM
Originally posted by chriswin8
There is a Japanese manager who has the name of Bum Kun Cha.

Funny eh

bum kun cha is very famous he played football in germany and his nickname was Boom-Boom Cha

Igac
17th April 2008, 3:58 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOL

lukarella
17th April 2008, 4:00 PM
Dont spam please.

alanjambo
17th April 2008, 5:51 PM
ardman is kinda funny i thought, also my nistelrooy regen was called per oof,,,p.oof i thought it was funny..this was an old game tho lol

gnaaye
20th April 2008, 9:51 AM
Alexandre Pato.

I know it is a nickname, but it is funny.

If you are wondering why, Pato means duck in Spanish.

So he is basically called Alex the Duck <.<

Marioinho
20th April 2008, 10:24 AM
Well that is what they call him anyway..

ntess
30th September 2009, 5:57 PM
One of my faves is Volkan Dikmen. Sounds like a legend you use to scare children.

Go to sleep or the Volkan Dikmen will get you!

smidbob
6th October 2009, 9:49 AM
Don't forget Rod Fanni!